Tuesday, November 14, 2006
ladeda. o's are almost over. yay.. juz amaths 2 on thursday and sci nxt monday.. finally. e sea of insanity calms so dat all e lil ppl can crawl deir sorry butts back to e shore. :D oooh wad a way to put it. lolz. anyway anyway, i've already started planning bout how i'm gonna go NUTS. yea. (i've actually been planning since way back in sec 3. yea) tinking of gettin a job, earn sum cash to fund mae 'expeditions' of 'unconstrained enjoyment'. ok. no. wait. wait a sec. i tink dere muz be sum constraint la. i'm not gonna get drunk and end up being knocked senseless by a guy on a tricycle, resulting on me being incapacitated fer the rest of mae life due to several missing body parts dat are not usually exposed to the general public.
scary prospect. every guy's nightmare.
anyway... after the O i'm thinkin of going on an All-Singapore toilet tour. sum ppl wud find dis weird. BUT WAIT. let me explain. first. NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WUD GO ON ONE OF THESE. but HOLD ON A SEC!! dere's reason behind the insanity. yupp dere is so stop rolling ur eyes or punching yourself or plucking ur pubic hair. yes dere is reason.now. if no one goes on these tours, it means dere's a guiness record to be broken. yes. i heard dere's cash involved in breaking such records ya noe... million dollars or sum ting. i tink. :D hu want's to get rich wit me this holiday? juz tag.
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